Gynecologist Lynch Stephen

Another well done Stephen Lynch song!!

Standard Tuning

Get the tempo from the song because I wouldn't trust my tempo markings.

Intro:
  A      Bb             A                   Bb
E-5--5-5-6             -5------------5--5-5-6
B-5--5-5-6            -5------------5--5-5-6
G-6--6-6-7   x3   then -6-6-5--------6--6-6-7   x3
D-7--7-7-8  /          -7----6-5-----7--7-7-8  /
A-7--7-7-8             -7-------6-5--7--7-7-8
E-5--5-5-6             -5----------6-5--5-5-6

     -5------------5--5-5-6            -5------
     -5------------5--5-5-6           -5------
Then -6----------5-6--6-6-7   x3  then -6------
     -7-------5-6--7--7-7-8  /         -7------
     -7----5-6-----7--7-7-8            -7------
     -5-5-6--------5--5-5-6            -5-----7

Repeat 1st part of intro for verse:
  A      Bb
E-5--5-5-6
B-5--5-5-6
G-6--6-6-7
D-7--7-7-8
A-7--7-7-8
E-5--5-5-6

I'm a rich and famous doctor
Knew I'd always be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda
Checking your poondenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get the nerve up
Sit inside the stirup
Single thought won't cross my mind
*(stop playing)* I love....
*(continue)*
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutting womens' minds at rest
I love...
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushing myself to be the best
*(stop playing)* Dr. Stephen's in
Augh! (continue)

Do last part of intro
-5------
-6------
-7------
-7------
-5-----7

I've got magic fingers
Doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear
*(stop playing, pause, thumb guitar twice)*

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just assume
I'd go to your balloon
I think i will stick to your c.....
*(stop playing)* front

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........*(fade out)*

Thank god for men like stephen lynch

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