Intro:A A A D A A A D A A A D
E A
Eating mushrooms ain't for me
A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
D A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
D A
Or smoking pot out of a bong
A
Wearin' flowers in my hair
D A
And having dirty underwear
E D A
I don't wanna be a granola-head
E D A
I don't wanna be a granola-head
A
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
A
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
D A
I think I'd rather be at home
D A
Listening to the Ramones
D A
Or hanging out and getting drunk
A
With a bunch of useless punks
A
CBoRUS:Oh can't you see
E A
It's not for me
D A
Eating bean sprouts all day long
D A
And smoking pot out of a bong
A
Wearing flowers in my hair
D A
And having dirty underwear
CBoRUS } 2x
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