Dre: Marshall...sounds like an S.О.S
Eminem: Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you´re fuckin´ right
Dre: To the rapmobile...Let´s go
Eminem: Bitches and gentlemen, It´s showtime! Hurry hurry, step right up / Introducing
The star of our show·his name is...
Eminem: You wouldn´t want to be anywhere else in the world right now / So without
Further ado, I bring to you
You bout to witness hip hop in its most purest, more rawest form, flow almost
Flawless/most hardest, most honest known artist, chip off the old block, but good old
Doc is BACK/Looks like Batman brought his own Robin. Он god, Sadam´s got his own Laden/
Wit´ his own private plane, his own pilot, set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the
Hinges/oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes. Vnnnn vnnnn, yeah here I come, I´m inches/
Away from you, dear fear none, hip hop is in a state of nine-one-one so...
Lets get down to business. I don´t got no time to play around what is this/Must be a
Circus in town, lets shut the shit down on these clowns. Can I get a witness? HELL YEAH!
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles. Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat
Syllables/look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I´m gone. Time to get rid
Of these rap criminals/So skip to your lou while I do what I do best. You ain´t even
Impressed no more, you´re used to it/Flows too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it,
But still everybody knows the shit/ the most hated on out of all those who say they get
Hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all/ So much, they make it all up, there´s no
Such thing, like a female with good looks , who cooks and cleans/it just means so much
More to so much more people when you´re rappin´ and you know what for/the show must go
On. So I´d like to welcome y´all to Marshall and Andre´s carnival, C ´mon! Now...
Its just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends, why panic, you already know
Who´s fully capable, the two capped heroes, dial straight down the center eight-zero-
Zero/you can even call collect, the most feared duet, since me and Elton played career
Russian Roulette/and never even see me blink or get to bustin´ a sweat, people steppin´
Over people just to rush to the set/just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely,
Ease over these beats and be so breezy/Jesus how can shit be so easy, how can one
Chandra be so Levy?/ Turn on these beats, MC´s don´t see me. Believe me BET and MTV are
Gonna grieve/when we leave, dog, fo´ sheezy. Can´t leave rap alone, the game needs me/
Till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into the mountains. Nothin´ but clowns
Down here/but we ain´t fuckin around round here, yo Dre. . . What up? Can I get a Hell?
Hell Yeah!/ Now...
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Marshall! / Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Marshall!
So there you have it folks, Marshall has come to save the day/Back with his friend
Andre, and to remind you that bullshit does not pay/ Because Marshall! And Andre are
Here to stay and never go away until our dying day until we´re old and grey/ Marshall!
So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel, Good night everyone,
Thank you for coming/Your host for the evening. . . Marshall! Он...