F#BF#G#m An old man turned ninety-eight F#BF#G#m He won the lottery and died the next day F#BF#G#m It`s a black fly in your chardonnay F#BF#G#m It`s a death row pardon two minutes too late F#BF#G#m Isn`t it ironic... don`t you think
F#BF#G#m Chorus: It`s like rain on your wedding day F#BF#G#m It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid F#BF#G#m It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take AEF# Who would have thought... it figures
F#BF#G#m Mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly F#BF#G#m He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye F#BF#G#m He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight F#BF#G#m And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn`t this nice..." F#BF#G#m And isn`t it ironic... don`t you think?
F#BF#G#m Chorus: It`s like rain on your wedding day F#BF#G#m It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid F#BF#G#m It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take AEF# Who would have thought... it figures
BF# Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you G#m When you think everything is okay and everything`s going right BF# And life has a funny way of helping you out when G#m You think everything`s gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
BF# А traffic jam when you are already late BF# А no-smoking sign on your cigarette break BF# It`s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife BF# It`s like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
F#BF#G#m And isn`t it ironic... don`t you think? F#BF#G#m А little too ironic... and yeah i really do think...
F#BF#G#m Chorus: It`s like rain on your wedding day F#BF#G#m It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid F#BF#G#m It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take AEF# Who would have thought... it figures
BF# Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you BF#B Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out - helping you out
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