Ironic Alanis Morissette

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An old man turned ninety-eight
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He won the lottery and died the next day
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It`s a black fly in your chardonnay
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It`s a death row pardon two minutes too late
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Isn`t it ironic... don`t you think

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Chorus:    It`s like rain on your wedding day
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           It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid
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           It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take
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           Who would have thought... it figures

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Mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
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He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
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He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
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And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn`t this nice..."
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And isn`t it ironic... don`t you think?

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Chorus:    It`s like rain on your wedding day
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           It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid
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           It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take
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           Who would have thought... it figures

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Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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When you think everything is okay and everything`s going right
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And life has a funny way of helping you out when
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You think everything`s gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

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А traffic jam when you are already late
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А no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
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It`s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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It`s like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife

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And isn`t it ironic... don`t you think?
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А little too ironic... and yeah i really do think...

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Chorus:    It`s like rain on your wedding day
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           It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid
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           It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take
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           Who would have thought... it figures

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Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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Life has a funny, funny way  of helping you out - helping you out